1.To those single ladies who put rings on their nose, how does marriage smell?😁😁
2.My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along
3. Some Men wish they had their own pussy… they are really tired of begging 😭😭😭
3. You buy a car for your girl, another guy buys fuel. That’s division of labour.
You buy her clothes, another man removes them. That is separation of powers.
You pay school fees for her, and another guy pays her rent. That’s combined business.
She tells you she is not ready for sex, while another guy drills daily. That’s Satanism
4.Your mother is busy praying for you to have a long successful life but you’re busy screaming at your boyfriend’s place “Oh yes baby kill me” My sister why are you confusing God?
5.If you think women are weak.. Try removing her skirt when she’s wearing a torn underwear.. It will be world war 3 my brother
6.To protect your marriage…. You either bath with your wife or with your phone
7.Phone camera quality will make you think a girl is not your level, meanwhile behind the quality there is Hunger.
8.Some guys need to hear this?
Before you impress your girlfriend, make sure your mother is not starving at home
9.Girls nowadays will be like: “This is 21st century where there should be equality between man and woman, I can’t be doing the house work all alone, you must do your own portion”. But where expenses concern, that is when you will start hearing things like “But baby you know you are the man na
10.Girls are really CUTE.
I mean? C-ausing U-nnecessary T-roubleS E-verywhere
11.Some guys need to hear this.
No woman is faithful to a broke man
12.Your first degree at 25+ is still an achievement..
Being married at 30+ is still Beautiful..
Starting a family at 35+ is still possible..
Buying a house at 40+ is still a great move..
Don’t let people rush you with their timelines 🙌
13.The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy…. She will be like…. “I will open it for you, so that you can put something inside okay!! Whether big or small, just put it inside…Let me just open it for you
14.I’ve realised that people of this generation don’t really hate Corruption.
What they hate, is when they don’t benefit from it
15.If your pride as a woman is too much so that you can never submit to a man, then just forget about marriage. No man wants to get marry to another man.
16.I looked her in the eyes and told her that “I might not have money, cars, and houses like my friend Vincent but I love and adore you. She looked at me with tears in her eye, hugged me tight and whispered to my ear, “If you really love me, introduce me to Vincent
17.It is Only on Facebook that a 45 years old man will thank a 19 Years old girl for accepting his request. but never thanks his wife for serving him food.
18.The Holy Alphabet..
A lthough things are not perfect,
B ecause of trial or pain,
C ontinue in thanksgiving
D on’t even think of whom to blame .
E ven when the times are hard,
F ierce winds are bound to blow,
G od is forever able
H old on to Jesus .
I magine life without His love,
J oy would cease to be,
K eep thanking Him for all the things
L ove imparts you to see.
M ove out of Complaining,
N o weapon that is known
O n earth can yield the power
P raise can do alone.
Q uit worrying about the future,
R edeem the time at hand,
S tart every day with prayer
T o ‘thank’ is God’s command.
U ntil we see Him coming,
V ictorious in the sky,
W e’ll run the race with gratitude,
X alting the Most High God.
Y es, there’ll be good times and yes some will be bad, but…
Z ion awaits in glory…where no one is ever sad!
Love and peace be with you forever my children
19.MY CHILDREN THIS IS A GUIDE FOR USING CONDOMS.
1. If she has a tatoo…..CONDOM
2. If she drinks beer……CONDOM
3. If she switches off her phone when she is with you…..CONDOM
4. If she starts pulling off your boxer….CONDOM
5. IF SHE RUSHES TO GET ON TOP……CONDOM
6. If she doesn’t ask for a condom…..CONDOM
19.Teach our daughters (who still fall within these qualities) that there are five (5) main dresses a woman should wear in her lifetime.
1. School uniform
2. Matriculation gown
3. Graduation gown
4. Wedding gown
5. Maternity dress
..Let our daughters know;
That if any girl skips the 2nd dress, she will not get to wear the 3rd one.
..daughters must not rush to wear the 5th dress just because a man has promised them the 4th..
…More so, the 4th one fits better and more prestigious if worn
before the 5th dress.
They all and individually must learn to wait and follow the dress from 1 to 5.
…share to change the future of our young ladies.
20.🙌 Virginity is the best wedding gift a man could receive from his wife but now there is nothing like such gift anymore because it has been given out as birthday gifts.. aniversary gifts.. appreciation gifts.. job assurance.. church collection.. marking schemes and taxi fare 🤨🤨
A Ghanaian mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them
“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”
So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted
and the next week the 2nd daughter text
the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label
“fantastic till the last drop”
went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarette and read
“Extra long, king size”
she smiled and said “not bad for their ages”.
After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted
“ACCRA to CANADA”,
the mother then called Ghana airways help desk to enquire about their Accra-Canada flight and they replied
“it’s 3times daily, 7days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins”.
The mother fell down and shouted.
“Eeiii this man will kill my daughter😱😱😱